Don't ask, don't tell.

Sketch säger:
God I'm looking for new underwear and the clothing websites are so harrowing
to much bulge, I'm scared

Elin J säger:
haha
I had no clue that buing underwear could be deterring for guys
good to know I'm not alone

Sketch säger:
I'm so considering buying women's underwear at this point

Elin J säger:
I wouldn't recommend it

Sketch säger:
lol no I imagine it is uncomfortable but I'm sure the website has less bulge

Elin J säger:
too tight and in weird materials that fuck up your intimacybalance
or whatever you call it over there

Sketch säger:
lol
seriously I've never seen so much bulge in one place, I'm close to crying

Elin J säger:
it's all socks

Sketch säger:
I hope so

Elin J säger:
My man's equipped, but he ain't bulgin' out all over
it just don't work like that

Sketch säger:
lol I know but it is still scary

Elin J säger:
you just have to develop a filter, like women do
"Oh, when she's home, she's sporting as much cellulite as I do"

Sketch säger:
oh wait, I need to look at socks to
lets take a break
lol
what? XD

Elin J säger:
your gf doesn't have cellulite?
oh, hold on, I forget, I'm old

Sketch säger:
I don't know what cellulite is defined as
I mean she has some meat, she isn't fat but you know well proportioned

Elin J säger:
you know, those holes oranges have?
it's like that but on your ass and thighs
and it doesn't matter how much you weigh

Sketch säger:
I'll look next time she is over
lol

Elin J säger:
you still get 'em, unless you're a freak
's OK, my BF didn't notice mine for the first 2 years so

Sketch säger:
"hey dear let me check something *holds her upside down and inspects ass* hmmm yeah"

Elin J säger:
DON'T LOOK FOR THEM!
AND DON'T TELL HER ABOUT IT!

Sketch säger:
XD
instant kill

Elin J säger:
There's nothing you can do to get rid of them, so living blissfully unaware is the best you can hope for